EDITOR: Kevin J. Anderson
COPYRIGHT: 1996
SERIES: Tales From...
TIME FRAME: Rebellion -- from before Empire Srikes Back
to fifteen years after Return of the Jedi
After the publication of
Tales From Mos Eisley and
Tales From Jabba's Palace, I guess they decided they should do an anthology with ties to
Empire Strikes Back. The focus chosen was on the bounty hunters Vader hired to find the
Millennium Falcon. This wasn't a bad idea, but unfortunately focus for most of the anthology was broader than the scope of that film, with most of the stories spanning into
Jedi as well. That, and the characterization of Boba Fett made this collection a real mixed bag for me. As usual, let's explore why this is by looking at each story individually.
"THEREFORE I AM: THE TALE OF IG-88"
AUTHOR: Kevin J. Anderson
This was the story I was perhaps most interested in. The idea of an assassin droid is just cool, especially because it's so different from all the other droids in this universe. Then the questions arise: why this droid specifically? Why doesn't the Empire dispatch more assassin droids? What made this one a bounty hunter worthy of being summoned by Vader? Unfortunately, Anderson's story quelled that excitement real fast.
As the story opens, we're treated to IG-88's first moments of consciousness, and then we find that he's a new AI gone haywire. This is a great concept. Anderson goes all out with the "monster destroys creators" trope, and this bit is fun. A killing droid that develops sentience is a classic sci-fi motif. The droid spreads its sentience to other identical models. They proceed to take over the lab and kill their creators, and it's all fun and crazy. Anderson doesn't skimp on the violence either; it's
incredibly violent. "The lifeless metal hand protruded through splintered bone in the front of his chest, holding the technician's quivering heart in rigid metal fingers." Wow!
Sadly, the rest of the story never lives up to that promise. IG-88 and is 3 identical companions become bent on world domination, neutralizing all humanoid threats. They conquer the droid-manufacturing world of Mech III. And only then do they come upon the bounty hunter idea. Why? To distract the Empire from finding them on Mech III and learning their plans. So one is sent out as a bounty hunter so that rumor would spread in different systems of the droid's whereabouts and they can continue to kill humanoids. Win win. But all this set-up leaves Anderson doing the exact opposite of what he should be doing with this story. He gives backstory to things nobody cares about, and avoids the very reason we read this book in the first place. The IG-88 Vader sends out isn't even the one that started the story! It's one of the other ones (known as IG-88B), so we've already been cheated. In Anderson's story, there was an immediate kill order dispatched throughout the Empire when news broke of these escaped droids; they were to be destroyed on sight. But because this has to jibe with
Empire Strikes Back, Anderson just writes that "Vader ignored the order", which is so lame. The bounty hunters are sent to find Solo, and IG-88 does anything but! Instead, he learns of the plans for the second Death Star and concocts this bizarre plan to fuse with its computer core, thus becoming the most powerful weapon in the galaxy. So the story ends up having basically nothing to do with why Vader hired this thing.
Along the way, the droids start turning other droids to their cause. Remember the probe droid that found Echo Base on Hoth and Han shot at it and it blew up? It had a self-destruct function to prevent the Empire from discovering the IG-88's plans. Even though Leia's dialog suggested that all Imperial probe droids had self-destruct features. So it's a contradictory explanation for something that needed none. Remember that one time in Cloud City when C-3PO felt snubbed by a fellow droid and said, "How rude"? That's because the droid really WAS being rude. It had poorly assimilated IG-88's programming. WHO ASKED FOR THIS? No one CARES about a rude droid! And I can't believe I had to read that the Death Star was in fact sentient when it was firing at the Rebels in
Jedi. That's insane.
To add insult to injury, apart from the original IG-88 becoming the Death Star and blowing up, the other three are all picked off by Boba Fett. It's like, "look how cool Boba Fett is!" but it really just makes the droids look incompetent. Where are the killer assassins from the first few pages? They are all easily beaten by Boba Fett. And we get silly lines, like IG-88's first description of Boba: "He looked like a droid, but moved like a human -- to his disadvantage." Apart from the clunky description, moving like a human proved no disadvantage at all. I'm meant to see it as irony, but it's just weak. And on top of all of these disappointments, Anderson peppers the story with this bizarre angle about how the guy who created the droids is insecure about his looks and desperately wants a nose job. Seriously. Why would some Imperial's giant nose be of any interest to me or this story?
What a major disappointment that contradicts what little we information is in
Empire and elucidates fringe elements that just make everything silly.
GRADE: D (almost gave it a C for the killer opening, but I'm just too upset with the absurdity)
"PAYBACK: THE TALE OF DENGAR"
AUTHOR: Dave Wolverton
This is more like it. I enjoyed Dengar's story. Who is Dengar? He's that human-looking guy in a turban or something. And what I like is that he's not a droid, or an alien or a gunslinger in fancy armor, he's just a guy and the story pays that off. We learn he is a Corellian who in his youth was horribly wounded when he crashed during a race with Han Solo. The Imperial surgeons fixed him up, but used him to their own gains, making him an emotionless killing machine for them. So he's the product of surgical experimentation, and it haunts him. He's got a personal vendetta against Solo for what happened to him, so it makes perfect sense for him to go along with Vader's hunt for him. Along the way, he joins forces with a dancing girl who helps him find his old self again.
Like the previous story, this one carries through into
Jedi. Dengar first plans to infiltrate the Rebels to get Solo, but he arrives at Hoth too late; it's already under attack. We also learn that he was the bounty hunter on Ord Mandell that Solor refers to in
Empire. He gets to Bespin too late; Boba Fett's already got him. So when he gets to Jabba's palace, he warns Jabba that the Rebels will try to free Solo. But he's captured by Jabba and left to die out in the sand. He's finally rescued by his girlfriend and it's a nice happy ending. And it should have ended there. Unfortunately, we get a ridiculous moment tacked on, which I will probably deal with when we get to Boba Fett's story. But the way this book idolizes Boba Fett gets grating at times. In this story, he's almost gentlemanly to Dengar in some ways. He bombs his ship, but just enough to stop him, not kill him. He has this weird sort of code. But he's also always written like he's the absolute best there is and this sort of Fett worship gets annoying. There's less of it in this particular story, and had it ended a few pages before it did, I'd have liked it more. Still, a nice character study, which is what these stories should be.
GRADE: B
"THE PRIZE PELT: THE TALE OF BOSSK"
AUTHOR: Kathy Tyers
The tale of Bossk is a change of pace, which is nice, in that it doesn't really follow any set pieces from the movies. It starts just after Vader gives his "no disintegrations" speech and moves on from there. In this case, Bossk is totally on the wrong trail of Han Solo. He's led away by ruse to a different location. This is wise, because so far everyone's known pretty much exactly where Han is the whole time and that's silly. It's important that some of these bounty hunters go to other locales on their search.
Bossk is that reptilian one, and we learn here that his species, Trandoshans, are hunters who kill for trophies to appease their god. They particularly hunt Wookies, making Bossk's real quarry Chewbacca and not Han, which is a nice wrinkle.
Unfortinately, this story is also not really about Bossk. We learn very little of his backstory, and unlike the previous two tales, he is not the protagonist. This is actually a story about Kathy Tyers' character Tinian, who appeared in other stories including "Tinian on Trial" in
Tales From the Empire. As a Tinian story it's not bad, and there's plenty of scheming and double-crossing, but it also leaves Bossk as sort of an evil cipher. Tinian lures Bossk to a planet with promises of Han being there, but actually they are out to collect a bounty on Bossk and free a bunch of Wookies from an Imperial prison colony. But Bossk is ready to double-cross them anyway once he's got what he wants. The crossing and double-crossing mostly works, and reads like something Timothy Zahn would write.
Tinian has a Wookie companion named Chenlambec. We are told he is her
Ng'rhr, sort of a guardian of her apprenticeship or something. They really missed a golden opportunity to call this story, "That's my
Ng'rhr Fo' Real." But I kid.
The one element that really doesn't work for me in this story is the addition of a sort of sentient computer program. She (yes it's a she) is a "droid" that's basically a small box that can tap into a computer system and get it to reveal it's secrets. How? She flirts with it. Seriously, she's named Flirt, which is just a bit too cute for me. So she uses her feminine computer wiles to cozy up to a ship's computer and gain access. At the end of the story, it's like she has kind of married it. I don't know, it was a tad too fanciful for me, and while a cute idea on its own, I don't think it works for
Star Wars.
It was a decent yarn, but a shame that Bossk got sidelined to a villain role and we never got to know much more about him than that he's a hunter who killed Wookies. In the end, he's captured and the plan is to have him skinned, which is a nice sort of turnabout, but this is really less "the Tale of Bossk" than "the Tale That Has Bossk In It".
GRADE: C
"OF POSSIBLE FUTURES: THE TALE OF ZUCKUSS AND 4-LOM"
AUTHOR: M. Shayne Bell
And now we get two bounty hunters for the price of one! 4-LOM is a droid and his partner Zuckuss is an alien who breathes ammonia and thus wears a mask at all times. Their story has the added layer that Zuckuss is dying due to an accident on a hunt that exposed him to toxic oxygen. So the reason for accepting this particular job from Vader is to make enough money to buy Zuckuss a lung transplant. That's a nice motivation, different from the others, as it's not about revenge or the thrill of the chase. We are also given insight into the beginnings of 4-LOM's life of crime, which started as theft because his droid brain deduced logically that humans were too careless with their things and it would be better for him to hold onto them. Nice to see how clinical reasoning could lead to very different outcomes for different characters.
Like other stories, this one also has human characters. There's a subplot involving Toryn Farr, one of the Rebel leaders, in her attempts to escape from Hoth after the battle. For most of the story, the tale flips between the Rebels and the bounty hunters until their stories meet. Zuckuss wisely deduces Han is going to rejoin the Rebels at their rendezvous point, so he and 4-LOM try to infiltrate the Rebels and follow them there. It's a good plan. But like Han before them, they eventually are given the offer to stay with the Rebellion instead. Rebel surgical droids tell Zuckuss they can cure him, and they do.
I liked that this is the only story which keeps its focus just to the events of
Empire. The story starts shortly after the Hoth battle, and ends just after
Empire did, with the Rebels regrouping. I'm glad it didn't try to get into Jabba's palace or any of that, and it was good to see events from the side of the Rebels still struggling to make hyperjumps away from the Hoth System before the Empire catches them.
Another curious element here is that Zuckuss has what he calls "intuition", giving him insight in meditation to present or future events. To me, this implies he's actually Force-sensitive and doesn't know it. The story ends with a glimpse into a future where Zuckuss and 4-LOM are teachers at a Jedi Academy. Now, I haven't read the
Jedi Academy books yet, but this is probably a nod to those stories. The strange element is that 4-LOM also seems to gain "intuition" by story's end and I'm not sure how much I buy that. But it falls into the "robot wants to be like his organic friends" trope fairly well.
I was pleasantly surprised by this story for maintaining a tighter focus and giving the bounty hunters just as much attention as the humans.
GRADE: B
"THE LAST ONE STANDING: THE TALE OF BOBA FETT"
AUTHOR: Daniel Keys Moran
And now we come to it, the story that most people probably wanted to read this book for, just to get a glimpse into the mystery that is Boba Fett.
From the outset, the story clashes with what is now established canon, but of course we didn't have the prequels when this book came out. So we are told that Boba Fett was originally a boy named Jaster Mareel, who was exiled from the world of Concord Dawn. I suppose we could reconcile this by saying that after Boba's dad was killed by Jedi, he eventually went to this world under a false name to ride out the Clone Wars. There is a little bit that reads amusingly now, where Boba says when he leaves he could always join the Imperial Academy because he'd make a good stormtrooper. Knowing the origins of the stormtroopers now makes this kind of hilarious.
After this, we jump ahead in time to where Boba Fett first encounters a young Han Solo. This drives me crazy. There's no need to make Han and Boba life-long adversaries, and no need for Han to have interacted with everyone before. The galaxy is a big place, and it strains credibility to constantly have the same five people bumping into each other.
The worst thing for me though is the characterization of Boba Fett. Fandom has made him this idolized figure and Moran (along with the other writers in this collection) paints him as a mythical, noble figure. He's supposed to be a bad guy! He's supposed to be the guy who disintegrates without hesitation, and takes our hero away to Jabba. Even if he were painted as a kind of lovable scoundrel I could buy it, but there's this attempt to make him a mysterious gunslinger who lives by his own chivalric code. This story seems to go out of its way to make Fett a weird paragon of virtue. He lives in pursuit of his own idea of Justice. That's fine, but the author goes even further than that. There's a scene at Jabba's palace where slave Leia is sent to spend the night with Fett. But he doesn't touch her because, get this, premarital sex is immoral. Does that sound like something this guy would say? It's anointing him with medieval chivalry, like he's some Space Knight. But he's a bounty hunter! Leia even asks him how he reconciles his code of ethics with working for guys like Vader and Jabba. And the story never gives a satisfying answer to that. He does it for money, and he does it because his victims are bad people, but I never found the characterization entirely convincing. I want my Boba Fett to be a ruthless bounty hunter who finally meets his end in a Sarlaac pit. I don't want him treated as if he's Shane. There are even western motifs, like the fact there's a town called Dying Slowly (later changed to just Death). Come on.
Oh, and about that Sarlaac pit... This is what I alluded to in the "Tale of Dengar": Fett survives the Sarlaac. Seriously. After a few days of slow digestion, he manages to detonate a bomb inside it and crawl out or something. They try their best to make it seem like a struggle, and he comes out without armor and badly injured from the digestive juices and all, but it's still just because fans don't want him dead, so they resurrected him. It's not quite as silly as if he just turned on his jet pack and rocketed out, but the idea is frustrating. I think this all had already been dealt with in other novels by then, but to read of it here is still disheartening. I do commend them for trying to make it seem reasonable, though.
What also bothers me about this story is that it glosses so quickly over the events in
Empire. We never get to see Fett at Cloud City. The story doesn't care about that. He just shows up and leaves in a few sentences. Similarly, because it had been told of previously in this book, the escape from the Sarlaac is quickly glossed over. This is the perfect opportunity to finally see events from Fett's point of view, and instead we jump right past them. Even Vader's thing about "no disintegrations" is frustatingly handled. We are told: "
No disintegrations; he'd said that every time he'd hired Fett, after that first incident." But we are never told what that first incident was! So one of the few things this story could have elucidated wasn't ever explored.
Perhaps it is because this story isn't really interested in the past. Halfway through, it jumps ahead another fifteen years, to a time after the defeat of the Empire and indeed after all the novels that had been written to date. The second half of the story is an older, wearier Fett still collecting bounties (now with an artificial leg). But the story shifts its focus to Han Solo and tries to be a character study of him too. Han feels he's losing his identity now that he's gone legit and is a father. So he goes back to the world where Fett first met him. And of course, they bump into each other. This whole section of the story seems to exist for no reason other than to bring them together, and it climaxes in a standoff where each has a gone on the other. Neither trusts one another. Some words are exchanged about going their separate ways, but the story just ends with both guns still pointed and no one making a move. I have many problems with this. First, Han and Boba are not mortal enemies. Sure, Han could hold a grudge for taking him to Jabba, but that was years ago and he'd already dumped him into the Pit of Carkoon so I'd call them even. Second, the story wants to have a "The Lady or the Tiger" ending, but it just made the whole story seem a waste. The second half has very little to do with the first half, apart from exploring whether or not Han is deserving of Fett's brand of justice. Instead, it just reads as a tease for an upcoming novel. I don't know if that's the case, but I found it frustrating.
Ultimately, this story is a failure for me. It's divided and doesn't quite succeed in a unifying theme. It fails by indulging the mystique around Boba Fett into someone far too idealized for my taste. I don't want him to be a moralistic ronin who doesn't drink, use drugs, or have sex because it's wrong. In that scene with Leia, conversation turns to parody of dialogue in
A New Hope. Leia suggests that working for the Rebellion and helping them escape would be better than working for Jabba. She then suggests that his pay for helping them would be more than he could imagine. He says he can imagine a lot and she says, "You'll get it," mirroring the dialogue between Luke and Han. But where Han said, "I'd better," and consented, Fett refuses because the Rebels are morally wrong for starting a war with the lawful authority. Saying Fett sticks to his principals over money almost makes him better than Han, and that's just a bridge too far for me.
After all those pages, to have no idea what happens afterward is just a further frustration with this story. I can't fault Moran entirely for his work here since he's dealing with things that by then were established EU canon (such as referencing the
Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy), but his glossing over events in favor of this showdown with Han bothered me. I object to this notion of the iconic gunslinger Boba Fett, but I'm sure Kevin J. Anderson helped perpetuate that in the editing of the anthology. The writing was fine, but the content frustrated me.
GRADE: C
OVERALL ANTHOLOGY GRADE: C